"The First Experiment (Laboratory Orientation)" by Dr. Hawley feat. M.C. Skwayrd 
(c) 2015/2016 Scott Hawley

(Parody of "The Next Episode" by Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg. 
see e.g., https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADIyIlO-_Ug
This covers the content from the first 2 pages of my laboratory manual)

Lab-a-dab-a-doo
It's the mathyfunky MC-times-a-C (MC Skwayrd!)
Lab-a-dab-a-doo
You know we're workin' with the Doc Haw-ley
(YEAH YEAH YEAH
You know who's at work in this LABORATORY!!!!)
What what what what?
So get your lab book out then!
Get it out, get it out!
Just get your lab book out students, 

First verse, safety first, student please listen up,
O-S-H-A got rules we gotta hold up,
E-P-A, any day, could be checkin' us up,
So when we work in the lab student you got to sit up,
No food no drink we ain't cleanin' it up,
Handbags, bookbags, yeah be puttin' 'em up,
No takin' chances, no dancin' and in case something drops,
Keep toes enclosed, real shoes no flip-flops,
Students lookin' at me strange but you know that I care,
So in this laboratory be restrainin' long hair,
Student quit talkin', don't balk when instructions get said,
Know the exits and extinguishers and don't lose your head,
Come prepared, be aware, read the manual before
So when you show up, you'll know what _[censored]_ is for,
Do the prelab work, like deriving equay's,
If you can solve for the X then you'll be rollin' in A's.

Lab-a-dab-a-doo
It's the mathyfunky Doc Haw-ley 
Lab-a-dab-a-doo
You know I'm labbin' with the MCC

Straight up the shiny labs of J-A-A-C [1]
We gonna drop some physics in yo' A-E-T [2]
We view the lab as a simplified space 
And reductionistic'ly focus each case 
Hypothesize, realize models are idealize-a-SHUNs
Take data, no hatin', chronic-le observ-a-SHUNs
Know three words for how these agree: (what three?)
Error, Precision, Accuracy!
Do statistics so measure many times 
If I'ma physics cool, got my physics tools, got a pair of physics stools
I'm on one, I'm ready to rock and physics rule
With my Mac on, and my partners strong
Get Excel on, and my 'scope on.
You prepare & you got something to hope on (what's up student?)...
Careful how your time is spent
So you'll be ready for The First Experiment.

Hold up, hey
for my students who be blamin' human error
We don't, play
Be specific or we ain' gonna spare ya
Hold up, hey
for my students who don't know what I meant
Better, read 
An' get ready for the first experiment
HeyyyeyyyeEYEYyyyEYYYY....
.... stu-dy everyday!
 

[1] JAAC = Janet Ayers Academic Center, our new science building
[2] AET = Audio Engineering Technology